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The leader of the new Summit County wolf pack, dubbed "John Denver" by federal biologists. PHOTO COURTESY USFWS.
County will have to cut human population by about 30 percent to provide adequate wolf habitat
By Bob Berwyn
SUMMIT COUNTY —The howl of coyotes is familiar to high country residents, who have long lived with the spine-tingling sound.
But lately, a new and improved howl has been heard, as a small wolf pack has detoured from Wyoming into Colorado to set up a home range in the White River National Forest.
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and Colorado Parks and Wildlife biologists formally made the announcement April 1, declaring that most public lands in Summit County are now considered critical habitat for wolves and putting and end to pesky recreational uses like skiing, hiking and mountain biking.
“Summit County will from now on be the country’s largest wolf sanctuary,” said USFWS biologist Smirk Frozendorf, adding that some people in neighborhoods like Breckenridge Highlands and Wildernest will probably have to give up their homes and move out in order to make room for the county’s newest residents.
“Wolves really like a lot of elbow room and we don’t want to cramp their style,” Frozendorf said, adding that the federal agency plans to start the relocation process on April 1.
Additionally, several elk feeding stations will be set up to attract more of the ungulates, which will help sustain the hungry wolf population. So far, the pack has only eaten a few dogs and cats, but with wolf pups expected in the next few months, they will be looking for more food, so people should be on the lookout.
“In our experience, the wolves really like to hang around schools, so we’re thinking about implementing a mandatory parent pickup program.” No kids would be able to leave the school grounds until their parent is outside the main entrance in a heavy duty SUV, preferably a Hummer specially designed to withstand predator attacks.
The public is invited to attend a scoping session the evening of April 1 at the county commons to help develop a wolf management plan for the area.
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this is an April fool joke , right?
yes
I just watched a video of the 10 greatest April Fool’s Day jokes of all time perpetrated in the media. I am certain this just knocked one of them out of the standings!
I think so, too.
gotta hope that Mr. Davidson was really pulling a fast one over on you, Bob…if not, we’re all in trouble.
I understand that the new immigration laws that the Republicans, just pushed through, will require the deportation of all redneck immigrants as well as people who can not prove that their ancestors were in Summit County before wolves first lived here. This deportation has to be accomplished before the cow and sheep hunting season that starts in September.
Ha ha. A good one. Laughing out loud here in the Midwest.
Sadly, the anti-wolf crowd in Colorado have been passing this one around as fact. What was it PT Barnum once said about “suckers?”
That this was going to be a serious story about wolves moving into Summit County.