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Scotty Bondo, newest blogger at Summit Voice

Ever wondered why your cats are staring at you? Scotty Bondo thinks he has the answer: He’s pretty sure they want to eat you.

We’re psyched to add Scotty  to the Summit Voice blogroll. Not only can he be philosophical about his cats’ apparent desire to eat him, but he can ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time. Following is an excerpt from his latest blog post, but be sure to click on the “read more” link to check out the full story. Then scroll down for a wonderful photographic tour of Japan and much more.

We’ll follow Scotty’s blog adventures and post links when we see something we like, but suggest that you subscribe to his blog so that you don’t miss anything.

By Scotty Bondo

Ever catch your cat just staring at you? They are just waiting…and watching . Cats tolorate your annoying habit of still living because you can work a can opener and they cannot. So they wait. Every day they will crawl up on your lap or on your chest and get their face right up in yours. We think it’s cute, or a sign of affection, but no…they are seeing if you are still breathing. They take a little sample of your breath and caculate how much longer you may have. Do you think your cats are licking on you with their little raspy tongues because they like you, or need salt, or are just “grooming” you like their mothers did? NO…they are tasting you and wondering what wine will go with you best. My cats will wail and cry if you shut them out of a room if even for a few minutes, they are afraid I am going to die in there and they will not be able to get in. Every time I lie down on the bed or couch they are both on top of me in an instant, holding me down, waiting…watching.

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